Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the vehicle, the beer, the guns AND THE DOG???? Yes, the dog. A highly trained Golden Retriever used for retrieving, especially things thrown by the owner. You guessed it, the dog takes off at a high rate of doggy speed on the ice and gets the stick of dynamite with the burning 40 second fuse about the time it hits the ice all to the woes of the 2 idiots yelling, stomping, waving arms and wondering what the hell to do now. The dog is happily performing its doggy duty, bouncing towards them with the sizzling stick of dynamite, when one of the guys starts to think, something that he has never done before this moment. He grabs a shotgun and shoots the dog. The shotgun is loaded with #8 duck shot, hardly big enough to stop a Golden Retriever on its appointed rounds. Dog stops for a moment, stung and bewildered, and then continues on. Another shot and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really alarmed & now scared, thinking these 2 Nobel Prize winners have gone insane and takes off to find cover, with the now really short fuse burning on this stick of dynamite. What is the cover the dog finds? Underneath the brand new Grand Cherokee 30 some thousand dollar 400+ monthly payment vehicle sitting on the lake ice. BOOM! Dog dies, and it and the brand new Grand Cherokee, 30 some thousand dollar 400+ monthly payment vehicle, sink to the bottom of the lake leaving the 2 candidates for Co-leaders of the known Universe's dumbest guys standing there with this "I can't believe this happened" look on their faces.
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